Chatty Converstaionalist Gifts

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Do you play?"

"He can't stop digressing."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

parrot can't stand small squawk

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

D*mn it.

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'