Chatty Coffee Sitters Pillows

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'