Chatty Castaway Gifts

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'It's for you.'

'Do you come here often?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Delivery."

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You have a friend request.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Hair Style Menu

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'