Chatty Castaway Pillows

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

God in the bunker.

'It's for you.'

'Do you come here often?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Delivery."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'You have a friend request.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Hair Style Menu

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'