Chatroom Anonymous Gifts

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Silver Surfer.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Social Notworking

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Hello, Patty!

"Don't retweet this, but..."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"IRL sucks."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'