Chatroom Anonymous Gifts

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

Silver Surfer.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Don't retweet this, but..."

Hello, Patty!

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"IRL sucks."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

Online chat