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"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Woman on the phone.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'The stuka brought you.'

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

OMG UR HOT

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"Write about robots."

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'd like to make a return."

Funny Farm

"There's the mailman!"