Chat Function Jester Gifts

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Any questions?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Never poke fun.