Chaste Adventurer Mugs

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"This will be hilarious!"

Man propelled by love

"I am not asking for directions."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

Do it!

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Desert Planet

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Castaway with a tennis court.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'