Chaste Adventurer Gifts

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"This will be hilarious!"

Man propelled by love

"I am not asking for directions."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Do it!

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Desert Planet

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Castaway with a tennis court.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.