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Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

"Now, if you all could make your way downstairs, we'll continue to look at these sales figures."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Annual profits,

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Costs and Blood Pressure

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

An expletive of editors

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Profit Cowboy

Bicycle Pie Chart

Office Task Map

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

'It's for you.'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'I've analyzed, condensed and simplified the data...it was a good quarter.'