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An expletive of editors

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Editor.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

The difference between cats and dogs.

The Critic...

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Literary rain

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

Profit Cowboy

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"This contract is gobbledeegook. . . I asked for mumbo jumbo!"

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

'No more!'