Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block
Narrative Wrangler Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their creative space with pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate narrative wrangling and storytelling passion.
"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
She - Interpreter - He.
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'
Sulk Shows
Sybil Obama
Editor.
"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."
"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."
'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'
"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."
Writer: Humour and Tragedy.
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"
'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'
Macho talk from down in accounting.
"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"
STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher
"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."
"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."
'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'
Literary rain
"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."
'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'
The Critic...
Diplomacy
"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off
"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"
"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."
Narrative Wrangler Pillows Collection
Narrative Wrangler Mugs
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Narrative Wrangler Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate storytelling and creativity, perfect for decorating any creative space.
Narrative Wrangler T-Shirts
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