Chart-topper Cherisher Gifts

The Beatles

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Uh-Oh..."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'And right here they merged...'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Oh, I can't complain"

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

The Not So Wild West

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Dragon Graph

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."