Cat Cherisher Gifts

The Not So Wild West

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Cat Reunion

What does aloof mean?

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.