Chariot Fixer Gifts

Deux Ex Mechanic

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Waiting for Pants

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Fricka arrives.

"She does this when she's tired."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Super glue . . .

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

Irritable dowel syndrome

"It's garage music."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

Unfinished Furniture.