Chaotic Champions Gifts

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"There's more inside."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Disorder in the Court!

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

No wheelies.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Wallpaper over a door.

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

To-Do List Chaos

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

The Origin of Laundry Day

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

How is the homeschooling going?

A hermit crab moves home

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'

"This year WE EAT LIKE WOLVES."

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."