Chaotic Bedtime Champion Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Food fight!'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

"Too busy."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Wallpaper over a door.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

The Origin of Laundry Day

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

Racing road signs

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

Wind-up Radio

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."