Chaotic Bedtime Champion Pillows

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Food fight!'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Falling for art

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Too busy."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Wallpaper over a door.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

The Origin of Laundry Day

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

Racing road signs

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

Wind-up Radio

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."