Chaos Weather Fanatic Gifts

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"