Chaos Hair Lover Gifts

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Unrest Area.

Cinemuck

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Food fight!'

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"What?"