Chaos Hair Lover T-Shirts

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Cinemuck

Dog In Your Face Comics

Unrest Area.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Fetching some bread

"What?"