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'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Jack in the Box

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Tenors

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Great set of pipes!"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Famous Like Song

Bob Dylan

Love Potion

A singer being criticised

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Pirate King

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

Senseless clowning around

Loud Chorister

'Jamison has made a motion that we try to make the squiggly line go up. All those in favor...'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

Pastoral Choirs

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

Church Hymn