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Love Potion

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Theatre Crowd

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jack in the Box

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Br... No Exit

Free love

Bravo!

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"A tale of two Brexits: It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

E.U. Health Farm

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Lady having her hair dyed