Chanting Aficionado Pillows

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jack in the Box

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Tenors

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Love Potion

Famous Like Song

"Great set of pipes!"

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Senseless clowning around

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

'Jamison has made a motion that we try to make the squiggly line go up. All those in favor...'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Church Hymn

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

Artist, painting graphs.

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Pastoral Choirs

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"