Chandelier Acrobat Gifts

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Football Chameleon

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Translating . . . poetry.

Dolphin tricks.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Multitasking

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

A gymnast holding a balloon

Writer

Metropolitan Marines

"Who left the back door open?"

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

'Synchronised swimming.'

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."

The Flea Circus.

Gymnast.