Chandelier Acrobat Pillows

Football Chameleon

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Dolphin tricks.

Translating . . . poetry.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Multitasking

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

A gymnast holding a balloon

Writer

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

Metropolitan Marines

"Who left the back door open?"

"Your next life will be so much better."

'Synchronised swimming.'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."

The Flea Circus.

Closing a Suitcase