Future Chandelier Pillows

"Your next life will be so much better."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Yearbook

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

DACA

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '