Future Chandelier Prints

"Your next life will be so much better."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Yearbook

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

DACA

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

New World Order