Doomsday Clock
Future Foreshadower Pillows
Add a touch of playful foresight to their space with our themed pillows. Soft, witty, and perfectly themed for future foreshadowers, they’re a cozy way to showcase their talent for predicting what’s next.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The fate of the emigrant
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'
'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.
"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."
Paw readings
Education and Apprenticeships
Olympic Climate
"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'It's Blurred.'
"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'
'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'
'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'
"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."
'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'
'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
New World Order
'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
The first 'outside the box' thinker.
"What if it's smarter than us?"
Future Foreshadower Pillows Collection
Future Foreshadower Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for future foreshadowers, combining humor and insight to start their day with a smile.
Future Foreshadower Prints
Browse our prints collection to find witty and inspiring artwork perfect for future foreshadowers who love to dream ahead.
Future Foreshadower T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for visionary designs that showcase the foresight and wit of every future foreshadower.