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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'