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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Futuristic Teenagers.