Champions League Gifts

Roberto di Matteo

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Cut!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Bravo!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Woman crying with happiness.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Amy Sedaris