Champions League Prints

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Bravo!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I'm a star!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"