Uefa European Championship Gifts

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Everything's gone up."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Toys

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

The Struggle Over Europe

That might not work, EU...

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Saving Spain

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Fashion Mistake.

EU Polling Station

"We'll always hate Paris."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

World Cup Fan.

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Merkel's shadow.

Euro Crisis

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Grexit

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .