European Cup Gifts

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

The Struggle Over Europe

That might not work, EU...

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Saving Spain

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

EU Polling Station

Football Planet

Red Card - Gold Card.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"