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"One thousand hours of chamber music" --- where did you get this? At the Big Bach store!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Deflator mouse

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Chano Pozo,

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

Piano Keyboard

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'