Chamber Music Fan T-Shirts

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Cossack dancers

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Alberich steals the gold

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Highland Piper.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Robert Schumann

The Echoes at Killarney

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Team Cello

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Don Pasquale

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