Chamber Music Aficionado Mugs

Cocktails on the verandah.

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Deflator mouse

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Piano Keyboard

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."