Classic Music Aficionado Mugs

Ludwig van Beethoven

Don Curzio

'Really? Not THE Dean Martin?'

'Sinatra never actually ate here, but his wife came in to ask for directions!'

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Deflator mouse

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Fossil record player.

Odette from Swan Lake

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

Woman crying with happiness.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

A man taking a bow

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Antonio Vivaldi

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Orchestra conductor

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."