Chamber Music Enthusiast Mugs

Joseph Haydn

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Cossack dancers

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'