Challenging Business Period Gifts

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

Annual profits,

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Off Duty.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Sinking sales

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Fight on the top

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We need more boots on the ground.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Finance Company.

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'That leaves plan 'B' - absconding with the remaining funds.'

'I thought it would be appropriate to have a magician as we went down.'

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."