Challenging Business Period Pillows

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Off Duty.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Sinking sales

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Fight on the top

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

Finance Company.

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'That leaves plan 'B' - absconding with the remaining funds.'

'I thought it would be appropriate to have a magician as we went down.'

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'You can't jump, Mr. Kramer...you need to sign our paychecks.'