Chair Tester Gifts

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Rust test in progress.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Product Testing Department

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Skier.

Reserved Parking

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Sitting down

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'So how was work, Honey?'

'It doesn't work...'

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Have you met my protege?'