Chair Reservist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who cherishes their favorite chair and loves a good laugh? Our collection celebrates the chair reservist—those who claim their seat with pride and humor. Whether it's a playful print, a cozy pillow, or a funny mug, find a gift that matches their laid-back lifestyle and sharp wit. Perfect for anyone who values comfort, humor, and their personal space.

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'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!' mockup

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!" mockup

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.' mockup

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

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Parade of Businessmen

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'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?' mockup

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.' mockup

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

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'Don't worry, Skeeter, the Big Guy is really gonna take to you.'

'Don't worry, Skeeter, the Big Guy is really gonna take to you.' mockup

'Don't worry, Skeeter, the Big Guy is really gonna take to you.'

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'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?' mockup

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

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"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am." mockup

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

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'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.' mockup

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

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'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.' mockup

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting." mockup

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

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'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.' mockup

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

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Introverted Chair

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'Okay, places everybody! Here comes the Chairman.'

'Okay, places everybody! Here comes the Chairman.' mockup

'Okay, places everybody! Here comes the Chairman.'

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'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....' mockup

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

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I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit. mockup

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

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Armchair Dancing

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The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts. mockup

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

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'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.' mockup

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

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"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute." mockup

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

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'I think he's still having trouble with the concept of 'one man, one vote'!'

'I think he's still having trouble with the concept of 'one man, one vote'!' mockup

'I think he's still having trouble with the concept of 'one man, one vote'!'

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'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.'

'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.' mockup

'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.'

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'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.' mockup

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

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"Have you tried burping him?"

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'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...' mockup

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

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"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years" mockup

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

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'First the good news - we don't have to pay any corporate taxes this year.'

'First the good news - we don't have to pay any corporate taxes this year.' mockup

'First the good news - we don't have to pay any corporate taxes this year.'

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Profits - Congratulations, Sedwick! You are the new chairman!

Profits - Congratulations, Sedwick! You are the new chairman! mockup

Profits - Congratulations, Sedwick! You are the new chairman!

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"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?" mockup

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

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"I worked my whole career to get a chair, and this is it?!"

"I worked my whole career to get a chair, and this is it?!" mockup

"I worked my whole career to get a chair, and this is it?!"

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Chair Reservist Gifts Collection

Chair Reservist Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs perfect for any chair reservist who loves a good laugh with every sip.

Chair Reservist Pillows

Explore cozy and quirky pillows that bring humor and comfort to any seat—perfect for your favorite chair reservation enthusiast.

Chair Reservist Prints

Browse our collection of fun and witty prints to add personality and humor to your lounging space, celebrating the relaxed chair lover in style.

Chair Reservist T-Shirts

Check out our fun and relaxed t-shirts, ideal for those who take their chair claiming seriously but never without humor.