Chainsaw Handler Pillows

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Humans are strange."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Squeal like a pig!

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Chainsaw and Chair

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'