Chain Of Command Expert T-Shirts

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Second lifeReal life.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Verbal Orders

"He's our finest service animal."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Cool game!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"