Chain Of Command Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Verbal Orders

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Is something funny, soldier?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

Early Goths.

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Love in prison.

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

Two military officers

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

Firing your advisors

"I'm sending a chain letter."

'It was a tough climb, but the view was worth it!'

'Left-right, left-right...why can't they make up their minds?'

"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!"