Chains Of Love Enthusiast T-Shirts

Love in prison.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Verbal Orders

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

Early Goths.

'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

LGBTQ is unfair to...

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'They started out as best friends.'

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

"Look, they those here too."

Ant Cut-out

The Prison Footballer

Vroom. Vroom. I said if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

'It's hard to choose. Can you find out if the second one from the left is married?'

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

"Good news, pal - it's your 50th different date on your punch card, so this ride is free."

"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!"

"Touch anywhere to begin."

Hod-carrier.