Chain Of Command Expert Pillows

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Second lifeReal life.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Verbal Orders

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Cool game!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"