Cervantes Enthusiast T-Shirts

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

TV stage door

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"